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Michelle Rodriguez Makes Lesbianism Glisten
As much as I hooted and applauded when angry Ellen Page pulled off her dyke glasses to announce she was a lesbian, and as excited as I am by Sara Gilbert’s latest ocean-overlooking lesbian wedding,...
View ArticleCara Delevingne Is Making Out With Herself For YSL (VIDEO)
It’s still downright baffling how someone who is 35 and constantly looks like she smells like a brewery like Michelle Rodriguez was able to score a lesbian fling with model Cara Delevingne, but...
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Cara Delevingne Misses Her Lady’s Tongue
Cara Delevingne has become enslaved to the dark draw of the Michelle Rodriguez power tongue. By the time you’ve invited Michelle into your sacred keep, your clitoral fate has already been sealed. Cara...
View ArticleReese Witherspoon Is Still The Life Of The Party (VIDEO)
In a much more entertaining and worthwhile video from Monday’s Met Gala, Cara Delevingne ended up in an elevator with Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel and Kate Upton, and it seems that at least...
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Michelle Rodriguez And Cara Delevingne Might Be Done With Their Lesbian Bliss
Hollywood’s hardest partying bisexual Michelle Rodriguez was a guest of honor at the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center’s 2014 “An Evening with Women” on Saturday, but she appeared to be flying solo...
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Cara Delevingne’s Vagina Rebounds
I can’t imagine what it’s like to have Michelle Rodriguez drunk and crocodile death rolling on your clit for six months without intermission. I’m guessing when she finally comes up for air and...
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Selena Gomez Is a Lesbian Now
Lesbians are the new revenge fuck. It used to be when a girl wanted to drive home a point with her cheating ex, she’d fuck some handsome tool or maybe even her ex’s buddy if she had a bit of sinister...
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Selena Gomez And Cara Delevingne Wet Lesbianism Day Two
I remember what I got for my 22nd birthday. An eviction notice. Selena Gomez got herself some new tits, a lesbian mentor, and a ride on a billionaire’s yacht. Given the option, I would have taken the...
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Cara Delevingne Is Aloof
Cara Delevingne thought it would be a good idea to wear a fur coat to Leonardo DiCaprio’s environmental fundraiser aimed at protecting animals and the environment. Actually she probably didn’t think...
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Cara Delevingne Is The Lestat of Lesbians
I don’t want to get too many rainbow painted eggs thrown at my house-car this weekend, but I’m pretty convinced that hot models can swing both ways as a matter of current fashion, while gay men are...
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Cara Delevingne Porks Herself
Cara Delevingne got the word Bacon tattooed onto her foot because only a free-spirited model would do such a kooky thing. Cara is very much caught up in the bacon everything craze gripping the Western...
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Cara Delevingne In A Bikini
This chick is really starting to grow on me. Even her Grandpa Munster eyebrows that once repulsed me are now starting to look like solid points of focus when trying to last longer. I don’t know if...
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Cara Delevingne Is Activated
Cara Delevingne posted a photo of her naked tit next to some guy who is pretending to be gay in a futile angle aimed at banging her. This was in support of an internet campaign aimed at ridding the...
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Kendall Jenner Tits Becoming Influential
Gay vampire fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld decided it’d be super chic to use a protest theme for his latest line of fashion perfect for the woman running a fragrance empire in a 1970′s. Protests are...
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Is Kendall Jenner Being Bullied Into Lesbian Sex? (Fuck, That’s An Awesome...
The fashion industry is going to torturous lengths to pretend that Kendall Jenner is booking big gigs on modeling talent alone. I’m not even sure what the hell modeling talent is beyond being tall and...
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Cara Delevingne Plays Scissor Kissing Santa for Selena Gomez
Cara Delevingne has been cutting through young Hollywood emo girls like a hot knife through labia butter. Gay movie vampires don’t have this kind of success in building their immortal families. The...
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Cara Delevingne Snatches Up Kendall Jenner
Who hasn’t this British socialite model chick girl banged yet in Hollywood? That’s not a criticism, that’s a cry of jealousy across genders and vaginas. She finds troubled young female celebrities and...
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Cara Delevingne Has the Gift
This is like some lesbian vampire Catherine Deneuve power that Cara Delevingne has over other women. Even now my vagina juices race through your blood compelling you to obey. I don’t care how many...
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Lia Marie Johnson Turns Eighteen And Shit Around The Web
Turning eighteen means many things to many different people. When you’re a social media creation, it means it’s time to go offline and start doing shoots that show off your tits. Lia Marie Johnson...
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If the Kardashians Tits Go Somewhere Without a Selfie, Did It Really Happen?
The porn star, the large one, the model, and her British lesbian girlfriend all went to see Sam Smith in concert. God invented Sam Smith so that he could finally take Spandau Ballet into heaven. It’s...
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